Lika`s 365 reasons to drink and excuses to get loaded! Cocktail and Drink Recipes are applied!

 

Please consult a physician before drinking. Alcohol harmfull to health and deadly in overdose. Lika you.

 

 

JANUARY

 

Jan.1 Excuses to get loaded:

Happy New Year! In Russia we celebrate New Year from Dec 31 to Jan 1 all night through, so I suggest 3 drinks, which just symbolize 3 stages of New Year party but not limit diversity of booze could be drink. Let`s start with Vodka sour light (you will be eat and drink much during russian party so it will stimulate your appetite with sour taste and prepare you for a long time drinking by small initial dose of spirit). When the party started you should drink only one kind of booze and it should be Straight if you want to stand longer. After several hours of party when control was lost booze games time comes. I introduce you a Siberian drink Bear comes.

 

Vodka sour light

Juice of Half of Lemon; Half tsp. of powdered sugar; 1 oz. of Vodka. If serving outside of Russia shake with ice and decorate with a half-slice of lemon and cherry. Inside Russia double vodka and serve up without ice and decorations.

 

Straights

When you drink straight you should: Drink Vodka or Scotch. Drink with shot glasses. Wash down each glass with somthing (I use apple juice, orange juice or water). Eat more (meat, bacon or another substantial food will be good).

 

Bear comes

Take vodka and beer at your taste. Pour vodka to old-fashioned glass. Take a sip of it and make up for vodka in glass with beer. Than take an another sip and again pour some more beer to the glass. Repeat it untill beer will replace vodka in the glass. Attention! "Bear comes" is very strong thing, so you should not fill the full glass with vodka, when you pour beer to the glass do not pour more than a sip you just pour. And this drink could be drinking by turns with your friend as a ritual of brotherhood.

 

Jan.4 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1642 was born Isaak Newton - one of the foremost scientific intellects of all time.

This day in memory of Newtonian gravitation lets drink Apple brandy highball

 

Apple brandy highball

2 oz. of Apple brandy pour over ice cubes in a highball glass. Fill with ginger ale or carbonated water. Add a twist of lemon and stir.

 

Jan.7 Reason to celebrate:

This day Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas.

Drink of the day Angel kiss

 

Angel kiss

Quarter of oz. Creme de Cacao (White); Quarter of oz. Sloe Gin; Quarter of oz. Brandy; Quarter of oz. Light Cream. Pour ingredients carefully, in above-mentioned order so they do not mix.

 

Jan.8 Reason to get drunk:

Birthday of Elvis Presley (1935-1977).

For the peace of his soul we drink Rock`n`Roll cocktail.

 

Rock`n`Roll

1 shot of vodka pour into collins glass; add a dash of blackcurrant juice and coca-cola or schweppes tonic water.

 

Jan.10 Reason to drink:

In Benin they celebrate Day of Vodun (also known as Vudun, Vodon, Vodoun, Voudou, Voodoo etc.). One of West African religion which inspired movies directors all over the world.

Let`s try Voodoo cocktail.

 

Voodoo

1 shot of vodka; 1 oz. of coffee liqueur (kahlua for example). Shake with ice and strain into old-fashioned glass.

 

Or the same name but more delicate taste of Voodoo:

1 oz. of Malibu coconut rum; 1 oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur; 1 oz. of Butterscotch schnapps; 2 oz. of milk. Shake with ice and strain into old-fashioned glass.

 

Duggan McDonnell propose more elegant recipe of Island Voodoo cocktail:

1 1/2 oz. of Rye whiskey; 1 oz. of Averna; 1/2 oz. of Limoncello. Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass and garnish with a flamed orange peel.

 

Jan.14 Reason to to celebrate:

Orthodox believers celebrate circumcision of Christ the King - Domini Nostri Iesu Christi Universorum Regis.

Cocktail of my choice for this day - Conquering Hero

 

Conquering Hero

2 tsp of Apricot Brandy; 3/4 oz of Apple Brandy; 1 oz of Sweet Vermouth ; 1 tsp jf Lemon Juice; 1 tsp of Pineapple Juice; 2 dashes of Orange Bitters.

 

Jan.16 Excuses to get loaded:

The world day of The Beatles.

Beatle Drink for that day:

 

Beatle Drink

1 can of Coca-Cola; 1 oz of Scotch.

 

Jan.17 Reason to get drunk:

This day of year 1861 toilet flush tank was patented.

Drink of the day - Waterfall:

 

Waterfall

1 oz of Curacao blue; 1 oz of Vodka; 1/2 glass of Sprite.

 

Jan.18 Reason to fast:

This day Orthodox believers celebrate Eve of the Epiphany.

Christmas Eve - Why not?:

 

Christmas Eve

1 oz of Gin mix with 0.75 oz of Apple Sour mix and slowly pour in 0.5 oz of Grenadine. Drink either room temperature or chilled.

 

Jan.19 Reason to toast:

Orthodox believers celebrate the Baptism of Christ.

Drink of the day - Thunder in the Night

 

Thunder in the Night

2 oz of Bourbon; half tsp of instant coffee; 1/2 oz of Vodka and 1 tsp of lemon juice pour on ice cubes.

 

Jan.20 Reason to drink:

Jan.20 This day of year 1946 David Keith Lynch - an American filmmaker and visual artist was born

Recipe of the day - David

 

David

50 - 50 Coffee Liqueur and Coke-Cola

 

Besides that this day James Earl "Jimmy" Carter served as the 39th President of the United States set up a boycott of Olimpic Games in Moscow. In memory of the day we drink Headache

2 oz of Peppermint Schnapps and 4 oz of Orange Juice.

 

Jan.21 Reason to celebrate:

International day of embraces.

Try Italian embrace

 

Italian embrace

1 pint of strawberries; 200 ml limoncello; sparkling white wine. Puree strawberries in a blender until smooth. Chill in refrigerator at least one hour. Pour the chilled strawberry purée into a glass, add limoncello and then add chilled sparkling wine. Ratio of 1/3 strawberries to 2/3 wine.

 

Also this day of year 1855 John Moses Browning an American firearms designer was born born in Ogden, Utah. Americans Let`s try Shot-gun

 

Shot-gun (Scotsman do not see below for sake of avoiding nervous disorder!)

1 Part of Jim Beam; 1 Part of Jack Daniels; 1 Part of Wild Turkey.

 

Jan.23 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1783 was born Marie-Henri Beyle (January 23, 1783 - March 23, 1842) a famouse 19th-century French writer, better known by his pen name Stendhal.

Readers drink Moonlight

 

Moonlight

2 oz of Apple brandy; Juice of 1 lemon; 1 tsp of sugar. Shake with ice and pour over ice.

 

Also this day of year 1832 was born Édouard Manet (23 January 1832 - 30 April 1883), a French painter.

May be he would prefer Abscent but we drink Montmartre cocktail

 

Montmartre cocktail

1 and 1/4 oz of Dry Gin; 1/2 oz of Sweet Vermouth; 1/2 oz of Triple Sec. Stir with ice and serve with cherry.

 

Also this day of year 1989 Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí a prominent Spanish Catalan surrealist painter was died.

Try Nightmare

 

Nightmare

1 and 1/2 oz of Gin; 1/2 oz of Madeira; 1/2 oz of Cherry-flavored Brandy and 1 tsp of Orange juice. Shake with ice.

 

Jan.24 Reason to booze it up:

This day of year 1907 the first scout Troop was organized in Great Britain.

Old scouts drink Naughty Girl Scout

 

Naughty Girl Scout

2 oz of Kahlua; 1 oz of Creme de Menthe; 1 oz of Half and half. Shake with ice pour into a glass over ice. Garnish with a few small mint leaves.

 

After three Naughty Girl Scout lets try Dirty Girl Scout

 

Dirty Girl Scout

1 shot of Bailey's Irish Cream; 2 shots of vodka; 1 shot of White Creme de Menthe; 1 shot of Kahlua. Shake with ice. Strain into glass.

 

Jan.25 Reason to celebrate:

This day of year 1736 was born Giuseppe Lodovico (Luigi) Lagrangia (Joseph-Louis Lagrange, 25 January 1736 – 10 April 1813) a famouse mathematician and astronomer.

Mathematicians drink X.Y.Z. cocktail

 

X.Y.Z. cocktail

1 tsp of Lemon Juice; 1/2 oz of Triple Sec; 1 oz of Light Rum. Shake with ice pour into a cocktail glass.

 

Jan.26 Reason to celebrate:

This day of year 1925 was born Paul Newman an American actor, film director, entrepreneur, humanitarian, and auto racing enthusiast.

We drink Hollywood cocktail

 

Hollywood cocktail

1 oz. of Vodka; 1 oz. of Chambord; 1 oz. of Pineapple Juice. Shake with ice pour into a cocktail glass.

 

Jan.27 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1944 the 900-day Siege of Leningrad, also known as The Leningrad Blockade was ended.

Russians drink 100 gramms of vodka without any snack to remember this "one of the longest and most destructive sieges of major cities in modern history".

 

Jan.30 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1948 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi died. World empty without him. Drink water.

 

Jan.31 Reason to celebrate:

This day of year 1990 first Mc Donalds in Russia was opened in Moscow.

We drink Moscowcola

 

Moscowcola

2 oz. of Vodka; Juice of 1/2 lime; Cola.

 

FEBRUARY

 

Feb.6 Reason to celebrate:

Bob Marley day. Jamaica.

No driks for today... Ha-ha...

 

Feb.7 Reason to celebrate:

This day of year 1954 was born Dieter Günther Bohlen. Do you remember Modern Talking guys?

We drink Kiss the boys goodbye

 

Kiss the boys goodbye

3/4 oz. of Sloe Gin; 3/4 oz of Brandy; 1/2 Egg White and Juice of 1 lemon.

 

Feb.10 Reason to celebrate:

Today is Russian Diplomats day.

Russian diplomats drink without any reason for the sake of other people in the world can have a reason to drink. Lets drink Diplomat cocktail

 

Diplomat cocktail

1 1/2 oz. of Dry Vermouth; 1/2 oz of Of Sweet Vermouth; 2 dashes of Bitters; 1/2 tsp of Maraschino. Serve with ice, slice of lemon and cherry

 

Feb.15 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1989 Russian military firces was marched off Afghanistan. Is anybody learned the lesson well?

We drink Death charge

 

Death charge

Vodka in a highball glass.

 

Feb.15 Reason to celebrate:

This day of year 1954 was born John Travolta.

We drink Velvet hummer

 

Velvet hummer

1 1/2 oz. of Vodka; 1 tsp. of Creme de Cacao; 1 tsp. of Light Cream. Shake with ice.

 

Feb.16 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1942 was born Kim Jong-il (also written as Kim Jong Il) leader of North Korea.

We drink T.N.T. # 1

 

T.N.T. # 1

1 1/2 oz. of Blended Whiskey; 1 1/2 oz of Anis.

 

Feb.19 Reason to booze it up:

This day of year 1473 was born Nikolaus Kopernikus. He displaced the Earth from the center of the universe.

We drink Sunshine

 

Sunshine

3/4 oz. of Sweet Vermouth; 1 1/2 oz of Gin; ! dash of Bitters.

 

Feb.20 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1967 Kurt Donald Cobain an American singer-songwriter and musician, leader of the Nirvana rock band was born.

Today we drink Nirvana cocktail

 

Nirvana cocktail

1 1/2 oz. of Gin; 1 oz. of Cherry Liqueur; 1/2 oz. of Pernod.

 

MARCH

 

March 6 Reason to celebrate:

This day of year 1964 Nation of Islam leader Elijah Muhammad announced that boxer Cassius Clay would change his name to Muhammad Ali.

 

Also:

 

This day of year 1899 Bayer registers aspirin as a trademark.

 

This day of year 1967 Joseph Stalin's daughter Svetlana Alliluyeva defects to the United States.

 

This day of year 1475 Michelangelo, Italian artist was born.

 

 

 

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